Authentic Only Please

I'm taking Josh to the nearby metropark to enjoy a walk in the woods. When I let him know he wanted to know if it was the REAL woods? LOL! I confirmed they are in fact REAL and he then informed me that we have to be sure to follow the markers on the trees so we don't get lost. If you guys could see the expression on his face and hear HOW he says these things it just makes them funnier!

Historic Event Report

This happened a while ago, I can't remember when! All I know is that it happened since took the job I'm at now (this store), so it was sometime after August 1999. Not that it really matters LOL!

I was in a car accident several years ago and since that time my back has been messed up. I am in constant pain. Over the years Jeff has bought me several things to help ease the pain. One of those things was a theraputic heated back massager. One night after using it, I left it plugged in and sitting on the floor next to the recliner. The next day Josh started to play with it and I thought nothing of it. He was giggling and having a good time. All of us were in the room. All of the sudden Josh exclaims, "Dude! You have to try it on your penis!"

He was talking to Jeremy. I about fell out of the chair!! I didn't know whether to laugh or die!

Keep Your Eye On The Little Guy

Oh man, this child is going to keep me on my toes. We went to the builders office today and took Josh with us. We were checking out the marble samples for the vanities and in the same room they have the little laminate samples for counters that you can take home. Josh asked if he could have one. We told him no because he has had several and he needed to leave some for the other people building homes, but that the next time we go to Home Depot he could get some there.

We ended up at Home Depot today, and went to the laminate aisle to let him get his samples. We told him to choose 2. He did. Upon getting back to the car he whips out FOUR samples to show Jeremy and starts giggling. He tells Jeremy, "I snuck them! I snuck one from the builders and one extra from the store."

The little thief! What am I gonna do with him?

The Working Man

Josh was so funny last night. We took him to have his picture taken for his 5th birthday. The photographer is really creative. Josh was dressed in shirt & tie with dress pants but no shoes. She had him sit IN a briefcase with tons of adding machine tape all over. It was SO cute --- can't wait to get the pictures back. Anyway, sitting there Josh says ... "A working man doesn't work THIS much!

Don't know where he got the impression that a business man (working man) didn't actually WORK. But I was cracking up!