Authentic Only Please

I'm taking Josh to the nearby metropark to enjoy a walk in the woods. When I let him know he wanted to know if it was the REAL woods? LOL! I confirmed they are in fact REAL and he then informed me that we have to be sure to follow the markers on the trees so we don't get lost. If you guys could see the expression on his face and hear HOW he says these things it just makes them funnier!