Another Story From The Past

We were dining at a restaurant and Joshie had to go to the bathroom. I took him. Being the mean mom I am, I still make him sit to use the toilet. When he sat down I reminded him to hold his penis down so he didn't make a mess. He did with no arguement. At the same time he looks at me and says matter-of-factly, "It's one of those times when it's hard. I hate it when it's hard. I like it better when it's soft."

He was, of course, refering to his manhood. LOL!